Well gents,

Hopefully that PND isn't treating you too bad. Seems like it takes til about Tuesday or Wednesday to start feeling better these days.

What a Nanners.

We (ram) WE won the horse race
Chip over the pond was a bit of a bust, except for eel who did us proud. Started with some heckling/booing from the kingdom, but after a few of his "antics" coupled with some very nice shots - the kingdom started cheering for him.
Finally, Eag put on a HELLUVA show. Starting the final round 4 back, WAZILCH extended the lead to 5 (or maybe 6) early in the round, but Eag did not lay down. Getting the lead down to 2 at various points in the back 9 - he gave WAZILCH a real scare. Aint no shame in 2nd place - and more importantly earing his 3rd straight LEVEL. Well done EAG.

Vibesman - despite some complaints - were on fire. A little overwhelmed by having 5 groups, the vibesman still created one helluva vibe. And DAMN - they looked good.

The deck did not collapse, and we all survived. That is a victory for all of us.

Thanks for the excellent clean up job on Saturday morning. Longhouse was looking good.

Finally - lets get some best ofs.

BEST SAYING - "100 per cent". Beest. RUNNER-UPS "Q" and "ZILCH"
BEST BIT - Ducking heads into ice cold cooler water.
BEST RONS ORDER - Mole, via Bobcat on way back from chip over the.... (24 cheeseburgers, 60 nuggs, 11 medium fries, 7 colas, and FREE SAAAUCES)
BEST SLOW DANCE - Ram and Jav to Brian Adams "Heaven" on the top deck.
WORST IDEA - Having a band play at chip over the.....kingdom set up shop on the upper deck and basically turned up our music to drown them out.
BEST WIFE BEATERS - "team Lake, river is for NERDS" that moose made.
BEST GIFT - Miami Dolphins sweater vest from Harry to Spirit Bear.
BEST SHOT - Lions hole out from 91 yards on 14 for flapper.
BEST SIGN - Wheatsheaf. 'Room reserved for Bobbies golfers".
BIGGEST SURPRISE - ZILCH poker being played.
BIGGEST NON-SURPIRSE - Snooker tourney never got past the first round.
BEST GOLF HOLE - Bob-dash making Flapper on 5 in front of the HUGE horse race crowd.
BEST LINE - "this aint the fuckin cactus club". Waitress - when Jav tried to order margaritas.
BEST DRINK - The Margaritas that were made right after this line was said. Started a really killer jav vibe.
FUNNIEST MOMENT FOR WOLF - When the Army guy stomped on Herrons 3 foot putt line, with Doc Martins.
SHORTEST DRIVE: Wolf hitting it 4 yards off the first tee, still thinking about DOC MARTIN stomp.

Those are just a few to start. Lets keep it going.
Best line by a female animal: Honeybee, "who's the guy with the nice tan?"
Best description of Beest's cooler: Beest, "it's a walk-off cooler"
Best bunker game (first two days): Pands
Worst bunker game (third day): Pands
Best line by Lion "I thought some guy with a fake English accent was ordering a Chardonnay
Best new Nanners character - Rickety
Best new song: "Rickety's a man doing all he can, to satisfy his sexy wife"
Best pickup line: "Well then why did you come here?"
I was pretty into Baby's line on Friday night during some balance issues: "Drink 12 cran-connells and fall over, ya that's normal".
BEST Celebration: Eel after his chips over the pond.
BEST FAKE SONG: Chunderstruck. By beest
BEST STINGER: bobs 2 iron at eel kayaking
Beast and I making fun of a hipster on the putting green from the patio for having dual man buns... Beast "hey what's with your hair!"
100% hipster Zilch! He also deserved the "why are you even here!" call