Goooooood Morning Kingdom. Here are the Q2 Stats along with April, May & June.
History world has never been hotter!!! 112 games at the half way mark and a whopping 20 animals in the standings with a few more that are real close. (last year we were at 74 with 14 in the standings at this time)
The Veej seems like its been in the best shape ever. Greens are MINTY FRESH. Some kingdom members are going LOWWWWWW
The second quarter was highlighted by the Hounddog taking down the first MAJOR of the year at ROADKILL. Might have to change the name of this MAJ to HOUNDKILL. Hounddog has not gone back to back, and is the first 2 time winner of this 4 year old event. More importantly he is now tied his idol John Daly with 2 MAJORS. I don’t think he’s done though.
Standings wise – Mole has lead every day of the second quarter, but has not been unable to pull away. Kodiak’s debut season continues to be impressive and sits just 1 game back. After that – there is a HUNGRY pack of past major champs and studs that are lurking ready to make a move in Q3.
Individually – we had our lowest round in the history of history. 64 had been recorded a number of times – but no one could seem to get lower than that. UNTIL Bobcat came back with a sizzling 63.
Q3 is always a big one. The equivalent of “moving day” in the standings, as well as, we will crown our second and third MAJOR champs. (Nanners and CC). So strap in or strap on – it should be one helluva ride.
Time to get to the second quarter stats and ‘caps. Grab a fresh BRONSON (preferably THE FLAG). Here we go:
Player of the month
Mr. April
Goes to the Yahk. What a return. This was no April Fools Prank….5-0 in the month of April.
Mr. May
Mr. May was TUCO. Mole/Pand/Harry all + 3 for the month – but it was harrier who soared a little higher than the 2 ground animals with his 71.00 Net Scoring Avg.
Mr. June
Pands has been on FIYAH, and no surprise that he won Mr.June. 5-0 in June and making a serious push up the standings.
Crooked Tree Rounds of the Month (and other under par rounds)
April
Gross
1. Bob – 63 (LRHOH)
2. Eag – 65
3. Eag – 66
T4. Yahk/Eel/EagX2 – 69
Net
Bob/Yahk – 65
May
Gross
1. Ram – 65
2. Bobcat – 68 (Gold Mountain – P72)
3. Bobcat – 67
T4. Harry/Kodiak – 68
T6. Harry – 66 (Cedar HIll – p67)
T6. Bobcat – 71 (Portland – p72)
T6. Ram – 71 (Portland – p72)
Net
Ram – 65
June
Gross
1. Kodiak – 67
T2. Bob/Harry – 68
T4. Ram/Kodiak – 69
Net
Kodiak – 66
Ugly Tree Rounds
April
Gross
BuffX2 – 91
Net
Kodiak – 81
May
Gross
Wolf – 93 (GM – p72)
Jav – 93 (Home Course – p72)
Net
Pup – 84
June
Gross
Hedgehog – 92
Net
Jav – 83
Hedge – 83
Jav – 83 (Ironman)
GHs vs BHs + FEDAS vs DOUBS
April
12 GATCHES vs 13 BATCHES
Kodiak/Pand/Owl/Mole had the dreaded double BATCH on 7
Wolf/Pand/Peck/Eag had double GATCH on 17
Wolf/Peck had a BATCH to force a playoff – but were able to rebound for the Dub.
Yahk and Bob had a rare GATCH on 11
Buff/Owl had 4 BATCHs in a round (including 2 in a row on 10,11) which ties the record. (Happened 3 time in the past
DOUBS beat FEDAS 163 to 147
May
18 GATCHES vs 11 BATCHES (nice work kingdom)
Fawn/Wolf had back to back BATCHS on 6,7
Eag/Bob/Hound/Wolf had the dreaded double BATCH on 5 at Home Course. (longest hole ever – more on that later)
FEDAS beat DOUBS 185 to 181 (nice work kingdom)
June
7 GATCHES vs 18 BATCHES (EEK)
Eel/Hedge/Harry/Hound had a double GATCH on 17 (Hound with the FLAP)
Eeel/Herron/Wolf/Tort had the dreaded double BATCH on 3.
DOUBS crushed BIRDS 187 to 131
Parking lots
April
Harry/Yahk over Pecker/Ham after 12. D + NO TIED.
May
Bob/Hound over Jav/Mole at Seattle. Lose D + NO.
Slug/Peck over Fawn/Wolf after 7. Lose D + NO.
York/Shrew over Herron/Beest after 10. Lose D + NO.
Harry/Owl over Eagle/Hound after 12. Lose D + NO.
June
Harry/Pand over Mole/Jav after 13. Win D + NO.
Bob/Eag over Hound/Eel after 12. D + NO TIED.
Harry/Peck over Beest/Crow. Lose D + NO
BOP BOP BOP
10 shots
April
None
May
Bob over Wolf at Gold Mountain
Harry over Kodiak
Hound over Pup
Eel/Jav/Bob/Ram over Eag/Wolf/Hound/Mole in the AX at Porters (-15 to -3)
June
Mole over Jav
Come Get Som!
April
This one goes to the Yahk. Quite a return from OL Yahk. Hole 1 – close match. Shotgun start on hole 3. Yahk found himself right of the bunkers lying 3. Needed to get up and down. How BOUT ONE BETTER. Perfect FLOP in for the FEATHER. COME GET SOM!!!!!!!
May
This one goes to the Harrier. 18th hole. Tight match. Drive went right. Tough to find at first. His party Pand finds it! Ugly lie. HARRY HACK. Perfect trajectory over Slug bunker rolls up to 7 feet. Cans it for FEDA to extend match which they go on to win on the first playoff hole. COME GET SOM!!!!!!!!!!
Honourable Mention goes to RAM, who had COME GET HOM. 684 yard par 5 5th at Home Course which was probably playing LONGER. Average score of the other 7 animals was 6.714 (6-6-7-7-7-7-7 basically the max). Ram hits crush drive – crush 3W – smooth 5 iron – Canned HEAT for the Feather. Jaws were left on the snack shack pavement in group 1 when we heard he made FEDA behind us.
June
This one goes to Kodiak. 15th hole – 115 yard – 56 degree – back left pin – lands beyond the hole a couple feet – guzz back and cans its for the FLAPPER. Pure sex but more importantly – COME GET SOM!!!!!
New Records.
Bobcat shoots 63 which beats the long standing low gross which has sat at 64 and has been done a number of times (York/Eag/Ram)
Bobcat makes 5 Feathers in a row (1-5)
Bob/Eel/Moose/Silver shoot a combined -10 NET.
Eag with 4 GUPS in a month.
Now its time for the Second Quarter stat report: (9 games MIN)
Games played
1. Javelina – 43
2. Harrier – 34
T3. Eel/Hound – 27
5. Owl – 24
6. Mole 23
T7. Eag/Pand/Wolf/Woodpecker/Hamster – 21
T12. Ram/Yahk – 15
14. Kodiak – 14
15. Fawn – 13
16. Herron – 12
T17. Bobcat/Silver – 11
19. Moose – 10
20. Yorkie – 9
Gross Scoring average:
1. Bobcat – 69.64
2. Yorkie – 70.11
3. Eagle – 72.10
4. Ram – 72.67
5. Harrier – 72.94
6. Kodiak – 73.93
7. Yahk – 75.53
8. Eel – 75.78
9. Moose – 75.90
10. Pand – 76.19
11. Mole – 77.65
12. Owl – 78.33
13. Herron – 78.50
14. Hound – 78.67
15. Woodpecker – 79.38
16. Fawn – 79.69
17. Javelina – 80.40
18. Hamster – 80.43
19. Wolf – 81.29
20. Silver – 82.00
Net Scoring Average:
1. Yorkie – 71.22
2. Moose – 71.90
T3. Bobcat/Pand – 72.00
5. Mole – 72.36
6. Yahk – 72.47
7. Owl – 72.75
8. Fawn – 72.77
9. Hound – 73.00
10. Ram – 73.07
11. Kodiak – 73.14
12. Harrier – 73.15
13. Javelina – 73.37
14. Wolf- 73.38
15. Herron – 73.50
16. Eagle – 73.57
17. Eel -73.63
18. Silver – 74.09
19. Woodpecker – 74.14
20. Hamster – 74.33
Feathers:
1. Harrier – 74
2. Eagle – 59
3. Eel – 54
4. Ram – 47
5. Kodiak – 44
T6. Javelina/Bobcat – 40
T8. Mole/Hound – 39
T10. Pand/Yahk – 32
12. Yorkie – 28
13. Owl – 27
14. Woodpecker -23
15. Wolf – 21
16. Herron – 19
17. Moose – 18
18. Hamster – 17
19. Fawn – 14
20. Silver – 7
Feathers/Round:
1. Bobcat – 3.64
2. Kodiak – 3.14
3. Ram – 3.13
4. Yorkie – 3.11
5. Eagle – 2.81
6. Harrier – 2.18
7. Yahk – 2.13
8. Eel – 2.00
9. Moose – 1.80
10. Mole – 1.70
11. Herron – 1.58
12. Pand – 1.52
13. Hound – 1.44
14. Owl – 1.13
15. Woodpecker – 1.10
16. Fawn – 1.08
17. Wolf – 1.00
18. Javelina – 0.93
19. Hamster – 0.81
20. Silver – 0.64
Flappers!
T1. Ram/Harrier – 2
T3. Bobcat/Kodiak/Yorkie/Eagle/Yahk/Eel/Woodpecker/Fawn/Javelina – 1
GH
1. Ram – 14
2. Eel – 13
T3. Harrier/Hound – 11
5. Eagle – 10
T6. Bobcat/Kodiak/Moose – 7
9. Javelina – 6
10. Wolf – 5
T11. Yorkie/Woodpecker/Mole/Pand – 4
T15. Yahk/Owl – 3
17. Fawn – 2
T18. Herron/Hamster/Silver – 1
GH/BH +/-
1. Ram – +11
2. Harrier – +6
T3. Eel/Hound/Bobcat/Moose – +5
7. Eagle – +4
8. Yahk – +3
T9. Kodiak/Yorkie – +2
11. Pand – LEVEL
12. Woodpecker – -1
T13. Fawn/Herron/Hamster – -2
T16. Mole/Owl/Silver – -3
19. Wolf – -4
20. Javelina – -10
Gross Under Par Rounds
T1. Bobcat/Eagle – 5
3. Harrier – 4
T4. Ram/Kodiak/Yorkie – 3
T7. Eel/Yahk – 1
GUP %
1. Bobcat – 45%
2. Yorkie – 33%
3. Eagle – 24%
4. Kodiak – 21%
5. Ram – 20%
6. Harrier – 12%
7. Yahk – 7%
8. Eel – 4%
Net Under Par Rounds
1. Owl – 6
T2. Pand/Jav – 5
T4. Harrier/Eel/Hound/Moose/Mole – 4
T9. Yorkie/Eagle/Kodiak/Ram/Wolf – 3
T14. Bobcat/Yahk – 2
T16. Woodpecker/Fawn/Herron/Hamster – 1
NUP %
1. Moose – 40%
2. Yorkie – 33%
3. Owl – 25%
4. Pand – 24%
5. Kodiak – 21%
6. Ram – 20%
7. Bobcat – 18%
8. Mole – 17%
T9. Eel/Hound – 15%
T11. Eagle/Wolf – 14%
13. Yahk – 13%
T14. Harrier/Javelina – 12%
T16. Herron/Fawn – 8%
T18. Hamster/Woodpecker – 5%
History Differential
1. Mole – -24.50
2. Bobcat – -22.50
3. Hound – -14.00
4. Yorkie – -13.50
5. Owl – -11.00
6. Fawn – -8.50
7. Yahk – -7.75
8. Harrier – -5.50
9. Moose – -3.75
10. Wolf – -3.00
11. Ram – -2.75
12. Pand – -2.50
13. Eagle – -2.25
14. Silver – LEVEL
15. Kodiak – +1.75
16. Herron – +2.25
17. Eel – +5.25
18. Javelina – +12.00
19. Hamster – +18.25
20. Woodpecker – +20.50
Doubles
1. York – 4
2. Bobcat – 8
3. Moose – 10
T4. Ram/Eag – 17
6. Kodiak – 19
T7. Yahk/Harrier – 21
9. Pand – 25
10. Herron – 26
11. Fawn – 30
T12. Owl/Silver/Hamster – 32
15. Eel – 34
16. Mole – 43
17. Hound – 47
18. Woodpecker – 50
19. Wolf – 51
20. Javelina – 99
Doubs/Round
1. Yorkie – 0.44
2. Harrier – 0.62
3. Bobcat – 0.73
4. Eagle – 0.81
5. Moose – 1.00
6. Ram – 1.13
7. Pand – 1.19
8. Eel – 1.26
9. Owl – 1.33
10. Kodiak – 1.36
11. Yahk – 1.40
12. Hamster – 1.52
13. Hound – 1.74
14. Mole – 1.87
15. Herron – 2.17
16. Javelina – 2.30
17. Fawn – 2.31
18. Woodpecker – 2.38
19. Wolf – 2.43
20. Silver – 2.91
BRONSONS
1. Hound – +12
2. Kodiak – +11
3. Mole – +9
T4. Bobcat/Ram – +8
6. Fawn – +6
7. Yahk – +5
8. Pand – +4
9. Herron – +2
10. Yorkie – +1
T11. Eagle/Wolf – LEVEL
13. Hamster – -1
14. Harrier – -4
T15. Javelina/Woodpecker – -5
17. Eel – -6
T18. Moose/Silver – – 7
20. Owl – -10