Helllllllo KINGDOM
You can download the October, November & December stats.
We are now finished our 6th HISTORY season. And yes, we are still looking for that first Ace. Quick estimation. We are at about 982 history matches. 4 players. 5 par 3’s – means we are about 0 for 19,640. 2017 is the year it finally happens!!! We are too good collectively for this anomaly.
We finished the year with 171 total matches being played. (Highest was 219 back in 2014)
The big story of the 4th quarter was that there was very little movement among our top 6 from the end of third quarter. The only change was that Eag and Owl flip-flopped 2 and 3. Eel wins his 3rd regular season title and will be back in the final for the first time since 2012 when he won. Ram, York, and Slug earned the all-important 4,5,6 spots. Who will our 6th title?!?!?! TDT (Time Did Tell….but we are pretending I wrote this on December 31st,2016)
The other big event was the 4th Commissioner’s Kup. After a SWEEP in the morning alternate shot matches – Team Owl was able to hold on for the rest of the CK against a strong Team Eel.
Alright – time to get to the FINAL stats and ‘caps. Grab a fresh BRONSON (preferable THE FLAG). Here we go:
Player of the month
Mr. October
Fly like an Eagle. 6-0 month for the Eag, including a sizzling 66. Never higher than a 73.
Mr. November
Mr. November goes to the Woodpecker. He pecked pecked pecked his way to a 4-0 record in November.
Mr. December
Hoot hoot hoot. Mr Owl wins his 3rd MISTER of 2016. He was 3-0 in 2016’s final month.
Crooked Tree Rounds of the Month (and other under par rounds)
October
Gross
1. Eag – 66
2. York – 67
T3. Harry/Eag X2 – 68
6. Ram – 69
Net
Wolf – 64 (NROY!)
November
Gross
1. Woodpecker – 69
Net
T1. Fawn/Pecker – 65
December
Gross
T1. Harry/Ram – 68
3. Harry – 69
Net
Hound – 66
Ugly Tree Rounds
October
Gross
Buff – 94
Net
Buff – 83
November
Gross
Snail – 92
Net
Owl – 82
December
Gross
Mole – 86
Net
T1. Fly – 80
T1. Mole – 80
GHs vs BHs + FEDAS vs DOUBS
October
11 GHS vs 9 BHS
Harry/Wolf/Pand/Jav had a double GATCH on 17. Eag/Ram had a rare one on 11
FEDAS tied DOUBS 102 to 102!!
November
9 GHs vs 8BH.
The VIKINGS (mole/moose) had back to backers on 16,17.
DOUBS beat FEDAS 80 to 77.
December
6 GHs to 6 BHs
Nothing of Note.
DOUBS beat BIRDS 98 to 86.
Parking lots
October
Eag/Eel over Moose/Mole after 10. Lose D + No.
Eel/WP over Ant/Buff after 10. Win D + No.
November
NONE
December
NONE
BOP BOP BOP
10 shots
October
Mole over Moose
Wolf over Harry (In a DUB)
November
Mole over Owl (In a dub)
December
Harry/Moose/Eel/Peck over Silv/Fawn/Jav/Mole in the AX
Come Get Som!
October
Just have recorded Owl bunker shot on 12. Don’t have details or recollection on this one. Sorry Owl. Im guessing you holed a nice bunker shot on 12 for Feather…haha. HOOOT HOOOOOOOOT
November
This one goes to the Harrier. Hit his driver over by 6 tee off 3. Gets over there. Sees a window the size of a bankers box. Front right pin guarded by the bunker. Feathers it through the opening, lands on the fringe over the bunker comes to rest about 3 feet from the hole. Makes the putt OBVI. COME GET SOM!!!
December
This one goes to Jav. 18th hole. Pretty straight forward chip. Harrier promises a kiss and a cock rub if his party Jav chips it in. That’s all the motivation Jav needs. CANS IT. Jav is still waiting for the cock rub.
New Records.
Eagle goes 31 holes without a bogey.
Fawn gets 3 NUPS in a row which ties Harrier’s record from 2015 (harrys was also 3 GUPS in a row)